Smells like soap ain't

Fragrance: Santal 99 scented

Net Weight: 6 oz

Note: Because all Whiskey River soaps are handmade, no two bars are identical. vegan soaps designed by our in-house soap artisans with fragrance blends to match each concept. Shrink-wrapped with a kraft brown label

Mmmmm... New homes are only new for so long

Fragrance: Trendy Terrarium

Net Weight: 6 oz

Note: Because all Whiskey River soaps are handmade, no two bars are identical. vegan soaps designed by our in-house soap artisans with fragrance blends to match each concept. Shrink-wrapped with a kraft brown label

Eau de Authority

Fragrance: Lemon

Net Weight: 6 oz

Note: Because all Whiskey River soaps are handmade, no two bars are identical. vegan soaps designed by our in-house soap artisans with fragrance blends to match each concept. Shrink-wrapped with a kraft brown label.

Who you calling old?

Fragrance: Sad Birthday Cake

Net Weight: 6 oz

Note: Because all Whiskey River soaps are handmade, no two bars are identical. vegan soaps designed by our in-house soap artisans with fragrance blends to match each concept. Shrink-wrapped with a kraft brown label.

Smells like aww...

Fragrance: Pink Mocktail

Net Weight: 6 oz

Note: Because all Whiskey River soaps are handmade, no two bars are identical. vegan soaps designed by our in-house soap artisans with fragrance blends to match each concept. Shrink-wrapped with a kraft brown label.

Smells like calm down

Fragrance: Rain stick (ocean

Net Weight: 6 oz

Note: Because all Whiskey River soaps are handmade, no two bars are identical. vegan soaps designed by our in-house soap artisans with fragrance blends to match each concept. Shrink-wrapped with a kraft brown label.

Someone is hoarding rocks

Fragrance: "spiritual" incense  

Net Weight: 6 oz

Note: Because all Whiskey River soaps are handmade, no two bars are identical. vegan soaps designed by our in-house soap artisans with fragrance blends to match each concept. Shrink-wrapped with a kraft brown label.

It's 10am somewhere

Fragrance: Mojito

Net Weight: 6 oz

Note: Because all Whiskey River soaps are handmade, no two bars are identical. vegan soaps designed by our in-house soap artisans with fragrance blends to match each concept. Shrink-wrapped with a kraft brown label.

Smells like drool 

Fragrance: Grassy dog park 

Net Weight: 6 oz

Note: Because all Whiskey River soaps are handmade, no two bars are identical. vegan soaps designed by our in-house soap artisans with fragrance blends to match each concept. Shrink-wrapped with a kraft brown label.

Smells like inspiring me to learn more

Fragrance: Cucumber

Net Weight: 6 oz

Note: Because all Whiskey River soaps are handmade, no two bars are identical. vegan soaps designed by our in-house soap artisans with fragrance blends to match each concept. Shrink-wrapped with a kraft brown label.

Smells like fuck you

Fragrance: Strawberry Froze 

Net Weight: 6 oz

Note: Because all Whiskey River soaps are handmade, no two bars are identical. vegan soaps designed by our in-house soap artisans with fragrance blends to match each concept. Shrink-wrapped with a kraft brown label.

Smells like a zombie cocktail

Fragrance: pineapple and gin

Net Weight: 6 oz

Note: Because all Whiskey River soaps are handmade, no two bars are identical. vegan soaps designed by our in-house soap artisans with fragrance blends to match each concept. Shrink-wrapped with a kraft brown label.

Phone in the fridge again

Fragrance: Soggy cheerios 

Net Weight: 6 oz

Note: Because all Whiskey River soaps are handmade, no two bars are identical. vegan soaps designed by our in-house soap artisans with fragrance blends to match each concept. Shrink-wrapped with a kraft brown label

Congratulations. You’re the world’s okayest mom! I’d get you a mug, but you know I swore off giving gifts years ago after Sue Ellen from high school forgot to publicly wish me a “Happy Birthday” on Facebook and destroyed my love of holidays forever. But let’s face it, perfect moms are the absolute worst, with their spotless car seats, neatly organized organic snacks, and “adequately-stocked” first aid kits. Okay Moms are the best kind of moms. Sippy cup wine, the five-second rule, and loads of naps are where it’s at.

Fragrance: Sippy cup wine

Net Weight: 6 oz

Note: Because all Whiskey River soaps are handmade, no two bars are identical. vegan soaps designed by our in-house soap artisans with fragrance blends to match each concept. Shrink-wrapped with a kraft brown label.

Ray of Sunshine Scented

Fragrance: Vanilla & Lemon

Net Weight: 6 oz

Note: Because all Whiskey River soaps are handmade, no two bars are identical. vegan soaps designed by our in-house soap artisans with fragrance blends to match each concept. Shrink-wrapped with a kraft brown label.

Smells like last night

Fragrance: fireball shot

Net Weight: 6 oz

Note: Because all Whiskey River soaps are handmade, no two bars are identical. vegan soaps designed by our in-house soap artisans with fragrance blends to match each concept. Shrink-wrapped with a kraft brown label.

I'm *cough* super sick

Fragrance: Vodka Vitamin Water

Net Weight: 6 oz

Note: Because all Whiskey River soaps are handmade, no two bars are identical. vegan soaps designed by our in-house soap artisans with fragrance blends to match each concept. Shrink-wrapped with a kraft brown label.

Smells like sarcastic quips & petty revenge

Fragrance: Sippy cup wine

Net Weight: 6 oz

Note: Because all Whiskey River soaps are handmade, no two bars are identical. vegan soaps designed by our in-house soap artisans with fragrance blends to match each concept. Shrink-wrapped with a kraft brown label.

Honey, hand me that bottle?

Fragrance: Juicy Gossip

Net Weight: 6 oz

Note: Because all Whiskey River soaps are handmade, no two bars are identical. vegan soaps designed by our in-house soap artisans with fragrance blends to match each concept. Shrink-wrapped with a kraft brown label.

Beer me!

Fragrance: Black Ice

Net Weight: 6 oz

Note: Because all Whiskey River soaps are handmade, no two bars are identical. vegan soaps designed by our in-house soap artisans with fragrance blends to match each concept. Shrink-wrapped with a kraft brown label.

Smells like a crisis

Fragrance: Cucumber Aloe Daiquiri

Net Weight: 6 oz

Note: Because all Whiskey River soaps are handmade, no two bars are identical. vegan soaps designed by our in-house soap artisans with fragrance blends to match each concept. Shrink-wrapped with a kraft brown label.

None to give

Fragrance: creamsicle 

Net Weight: 6 oz

Note: Because all Whiskey River soaps are handmade, no two bars are identical. vegan soaps designed by our in-house soap artisans with fragrance blends to match each concept. Shrink-wrapped with a kraft brown label.